[ After much struggling in trying to put them on… ]

………………

…Well… least the users and, of course, dear Alice, are showing some sort of mercy. … How in the world do you humans walk on these things?

nottheusualalice:

Oh, Hello! I’m just fine.

Be with you in a moment, Alice, dear…

Alice… Though I do enjoy your hospitality very much, there is one thing that I don’t enjoy… And that’s having water on my fur. I did what I had to do. And I will. Not. Come. Out.

And you know that random itch you get on your back? That sudden prick that you can’t reach? ….

the-cheshire-kitten:

S…So you don’t want to play Alice? But I’m so bored and Lonely!

Excuse me, but what do you think you’re doing? Buttering? Is that it? Buttering her up? No. Please leave what is mine alone...

nottheusualalice:

((Collab with Yamyams/Chesthecat 8D Thanks again!))

I’m honestly at a loss here…

nottheusualalice:

Ches, I have something for you!

You like it?

How thoughtful of you. Now, dear Alice, you know that wasn’t necessary (beautiful as it may be). I honestly have no use for…

…

Well, I can’t deny a gift. I’ll wear it around you and you only.

Am I suppose to care?

Thankfully I already have someone in mind!