…. Yes, I finally gained the courage to come out of the couch. I take the abuse of my fur very seriously. But, as I have come out of hiding, it seemed that my “dear” Artist has suddenly dealt with a horrid Art Block. And a lack of…muse… … for me….

And I must apologize for the lack of activity here. But, don’t you worry, I managed to persuade her into having me come back to life.

Honestly, was that so hard? How are the scratches, my dear? I heard that alcohol is best.

nottheusualalice:

Oh, Hello! I’m just fine.

Be with you in a moment, Alice, dear…

Alice… Though I do enjoy your hospitality very much, there is one thing that I don’t enjoy… And that’s having water on my fur. I did what I had to do. And I will. Not. Come. Out.

Why?

And you know that random itch you get on your back? That sudden prick that you can’t reach? ….

the-cheshire-kitten:

S…So you don’t want to play Alice? But I’m so bored and Lonely!

Excuse me, but what do you think you’re doing? Buttering? Is that it? Buttering her up? No. Please leave what is mine alone...

Hmmm… Come to think of it, who are some of these followers? Let’s see…

….

…Oh!

Curious… Interesting… Should I be concerned about this?

nottheusualalice:

((Collab with Yamyams/Chesthecat 8D Thanks again!))

I’m honestly at a loss here…

I can’t say that I have! To be honest I’ve never experienced such a leisure so I can’t give you my opinion on the matter. Of course, that doesn’t mean that I’m not willing to try it out if my sort are enamored to such grooming.

Ah, a update? Yes I am still enjoying my stay here and would still visit you all without your knowing from time to time. And petting? Perfect timing! How about using a brush, yes?

Actually, try as I might, I can’t seem to bend their hue to what I want. I guess I’ll leave them alone and leave it at that. …Well, wait.. Hold on. Let me see if I— no, no doesn’t look like I can.